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wine for idiots

WHITE WINE

if you want to make a wine person very unhappy, say that a white wine they like "is giving me a little green bell pepper?"

RED WINE

honestly the only two questions you need to start credibly talking about red wine are "does it taste like red fruits (strawberry/cherry/raspberry) or black fruits (blackberry/plum)?" and "does it taste oaky (i.e. gently sweet and earthy in a way youd associate with coffee or chocolate or warming spices)

if its a fancy dry wine (not a dessert wine, not port, manischewitz or markovic) dont say "sweet," say "juicy"

FIZZY WINE

if its red and fizzy its probably a lambrusco

if youre drinking champagne talk about the "minerality," even chalk notes if youre feeling gutsy. you dont have to taste it just say it

ORANGE WINE

this is very trendy. youre gonna want to talk about its "funkiness." if you use the term "gym socks" at the right time you will get a round of laughs or at least knowing nods. if you see shmutz in the bottom dont worry about it.

MISC

if you want a wine person to talk for a while and not ask you any questions just ask them how they feel about natural wine. theyll go on for a little and you can decide to agree or disagree based on how hot they are

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i dont think anyone should know anything

trashcansally

Anonymous asked:

Hello punkitt! No need to respond to this if your tired of these types of questions but I wanted to ask a transfem person if it would be offensive to identify as transfem while being afab? My gender fluidity and transgender interconnect in a way where when I’m feeling more fem I identify very strongly with the label transfeminie.

punkitt-is-here answered:

My opinion is that you can do whatever makes you feel good forever tbh!

punkitt-is-here

[image ID: a three panel digital comic showing tumblr user punkitt's representation (bweenop) talking to an anon. the bweenop is a bright orange humanoid with round glasses & fluffy hair, the anon is a grey humanoid with sunglasses. 1. bweenop grabs the anon's shoulder, saying: "hey man is this making you happy" 2. she holds their face, closer now: "are you being kind to the people around you?" 3: "then have this," she says in bold text, kneeling & offering a paper that reads "permission to do whatever wack gender/sexuality shit you want to do forever". the paper glows with yellow light. the anon considers it, one hand on their face. end ID]ALT

heres my official stance from now until the end of time

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what i read in sep. 2023:

(previous editions) bold = favourite

race, gender, sexuality

politics & current affairs

history, culture, & society

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"I was growing less and less attached to life. If I kept going, I thought, I'd disappear completely, then reappear in some new form. This was my hope. This was the dream. // Ottessa Moshfegh, My Year of Rest and Relaxation"ALT
"LET ME DISSOLVE IN ACID / I want to return to cosmic mud and begin to grow again, blossom in a new way"ALT
Screencap from "Chungking Express." A man and a woman lay side by side on their backs, looking up at the ceiling. The scene is incredibly stylized and grainy. It has an orange filter. The caption reads: "People change."ALT
"I made myself a promise: even if it meant becoming a stranger to my loved ones, even if it meant keeping secrets, I would have a life of my own. // Saeed Jones, How We Fight for Our Lives"ALT
"But an echo of a person is not a person at all and the memory of a memory is a light at the end of a never ending tunnel. / We can never go back to who we once were."ALT
"What goes on too long unchanged destroys itself. The forest is forever because it dies and dies and so lives. // Tales from Earthsea: Dragonfly, by Ursula Le Guin"ALT
Screencap from "House of Hummingbird." There are various words written in Korean on a green chalkboard. The caption reads: "Full of people whose faces we know, but how many of those do we really understand?"ALT
"In the desert I saw a creature, naked, bestial, who, squatting upon the ground, held his heart in his hands and ate of it. / I said, 'Is it good, friend?' / 'It is bitter-bitter,' he answered; 'But I like it, because it is bitter, and because it is my heart.' "ALT

on death and rebirth

Ottessa Moshfegh My Year of Rest and Relaxation / @fadedkawasaki / 重庆森林 Chungking Express (1994) dir. 王家卫 Wong Kar-wai / Saeed Jones How We Fight for Our Lives / Katie Maria The Memory of a Memory / Ursula Le Guin Dragonfly; The Tales from Earthsea / 벌새 House of Hummingbird (2018) dir. 김보라 Kim Bora / pinterest